So are you allowed to ship yourself and significant other, orrrr……..
Curiouser and Curiouser
Ari's Adventures in The Real World
I am getting stood up on a breakfast date.
What the fuck, Rachel???
No I’m just kidding she slept through her alarm and the waitresses must think I’m waiting on a guy because they’re being really nice in that “oh poor thing” way.
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slay-z:
satanic2chainz:
nooooooooooooooo
[laughs to keep from crying]
In the game of loans, you either repay or you die.](https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/970404_519938144708316_1916321345_n.jpg)
nooooooooooooooo
[laughs to keep from crying]
In the game of loans, you either repay or you die.
(Source: siddman, via pokemonmasterkimba)
This little company from Kenya makes toys from shoes that wash up on the beach. Pictures by Ben Curtis
How glorious is this?! Upcycling at its finest…
(via heartofhallie)
Costume exploration from the 1920s.
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Lick Lick
cutie!!
OMG Adorable
(via schizophrenicme)
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
Dear US Government: Once again, please kindly consider backing the fuck off of what goes in and comes out of my vaginal canal. Thank you, Stoya
(Source: little-audrey, via schizophrenicme)
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Happy 43rd Birthday Elizabeth Stamatina “Tina” Fey (May 18th, 1970)
(via maggiemouseketeer)
there is nothing romantic about
- not knowing you’re beautiful
- loving someone until they learn to love themselves
please stop romanticizing low self esteem.
it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem
it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait.
(via gallifrey-feels)
I’M JAVERT
I’M I’M JAVERT
I’M JA-VE-VE-VE-VE-VE-JAVERT
NOW PRISONER 11111
YOUR TIME IS UP AND YOUR PAROLE’S BEGUN
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
YES
MEANS I’M BREAD
NO
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY FAKJDDa
I AM SO FUCKING DONE.
I have had these exact same thoughts, only they usually end in “but I’ve never broken a bone and I don’t want to start now”.
(via pokemonmasterkimba)
THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE
(Source: cheia, via dalekschang)
